Joke

With a small delay but today I will give here some english jokes :)

Mostly I like short jokes so here are some... :))

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."  

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.  

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!